Jarod Kintz, If You Bring The Booze And Food, I'll Bring The Thirst And Hunger

Quotes

• “Word of mouth—it's more powerful, more convincing, and more audible than word of hand. If you need me, I’ll be in the au...”
• “Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.”
• “Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”