Jarod Kintz, Love Quotes For The Ages. And The Ageless Sages.

Quotes

• “Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lass...”
• “I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say abo...”
• “Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those tw...”
• “I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as m...”
• “Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchu...”
• “Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.”
• “Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously.”
• “Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge.”
• “Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”