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Jarod Kintz, My Love Can Only Occupy One Person At A Time
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Quotes
- “We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other c...”
- “My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I lo...”
- “With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone.”
- “When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love.”
- “They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.”
- “I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.”