Jarod Kintz, My Love Can Only Occupy One Person At A Time

Quotes

• “We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other c...”
• “My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I lo...”
• “With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone.”
• “When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love.”
• “They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.”
• “I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.”