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Jarod Kintz, Seriously Delirious, But Not At All Serious
13 quotes
Quotes
- “The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can ...”
- “The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vivi...”
- “The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. Howe...”
- “If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a ...”
- “I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you w...”
- “I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system a...”
- “Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ...”
- “The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most.”
- “Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.”
- “The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?”
- “Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it.”
- “Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”
- “I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest.”