Jarod Kintz, Seriously Delirious, But Not At All Serious

Quotes

• “The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can ...”
• “The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vivi...”
• “The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. Howe...”
• “If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a ...”
• “I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are you w...”
• “I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system a...”
• “Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ...”
• “The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most.”
• “Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.”
• “The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?”
• “Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it.”
• “Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”
• “I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest.”