Jarod Kintz, So Many Chairs, And No Time To Sit

Quotes

• “I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two h...”
• “It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap fo...”
• “Wisdom is knowledge plus courage. You not only have to know what to do and when—but you have to be brave enough to actua...”
• “I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the s...”
• “You don’t know her like I do, because you don’t know her like I don’t. It’s true, I don’t know her at all. What’s she li...”
• “For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.”
• “I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can.”