Jarod Kintz, The Merits Of Marthaism, And How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Quotes

• “Riding a bicycle makes you impotent. That’s why I carry a bicycle seat in my pocket—because it’s better than wearing a c...”
• “Eddie Money and Johnny Cash should have collaborated. I’d have paid good last name to see them in concert.”
• “A rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it’s half “Let’s fuck,” and half “fuck you.”
• “I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?”