Jarod Kintz, This Book Title Is Invisible

Quotes

• “Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages ...”
• “Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, ...”
• “I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it...”
• “When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.”
• “When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in.”
• “When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose.”
• “My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.”
• “I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.”
• “It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you.”