Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Quotes

• “Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to se...”
• “I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s ...”
• “It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.”
• “When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls.”
• “I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?”
• “To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse.”
• “To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines.”
• “When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you.”
• “Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery.”
• “My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”