Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way To Deal With Change By Deciding To Let Indecision Into Your Life

Quotes

• “To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if nobody reads and nobody works hard, then yo...”
• “The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until anothe...”
• “From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us wou...”
• “People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have...”
• “The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I don’t believe in it. Science has yet to v...”
• “I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to ...”
• “My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wear...”
• “I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruini...”
• “My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I know, because your heart fits perfectly i...”
• “The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themse...”
• “The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.”
• “I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone.”
• “Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.”
• “I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me.”
• “I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.”
• “I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”
• “Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”
• “Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.”
• “You know what I like most about people? Pets.”