Jarod Kintz, Write Like No One Is Reading 3

Quotes

• “When traveling on foot through the Sahara Desert, be sure to pack several gallons of ice cream, and keep them close to y...”
• “I work in a secret whisper factory. It’s all very hush-hush. Her love for me could be found there, if it could be found ...”
• “In today's classroom everybody wins a trophy, even the one kid who actually won. Soon it will be, let's punish that kid ...”
• “Even though it’s locked in a cage, my heart is a bird that flutters at the sound of her voice, as if trying to fly to th...”
• “I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others s...”
• “People won't buy study guides for a dollar, but they will pay 100 dollars for test answers. A ‪#startup‬‬‬‬ should keep ...”
• “I predict that love will burst forth on the Fourth of July. That’s tomorrow, so I’d better prepare tonight for massive f...”
• “I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable...”
• “She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience—and patients. I would have said more, but I ran...”
• “When stuck in outer space, moonwalk home. I can dance as well as any hitchhiker in the galaxy, and you can 42 off if you...”
• “If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever...”
• “Though it comes from her throat, I drink the sound of her voice. Her I love yous dehydrate me, because they leave me thi...”
• “We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or t...”
• “I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis ...”
• “I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t las...”
• “Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of last name to go s...”
• “To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees...”
• “I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are.”
• “Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not.”
• “This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and forgiveness.”
• “She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them. I must be as romantic as Pete Rose’s last name.”
• “Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other.”
• “Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep.”