Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Quotes

• “They should make cell phones that are dishwasher safe. My cup runneth over—especially since both our drinks are in one g...”
• “When I compete, I leave it all on the table. That's my philosophy for the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Do you know what's in ...”
• “The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see ...”
• “A scaly lizard in soapy water makes a great scrubber. I’d wash my hands of her, if I didn’t enjoy being treated like a d...”
• “As a fan of Agatha Christie, I think a brilliant mystery novel would be trying to identify the meat contents in a McDona...”
• “I bought a faucet, but water wasn’t included. That’s like when you buy my love—it’s dirty and used, but soap isn’t inclu...”
• “If my favorite three letters are X, Z, and Q, then my favorite word is Xazaqazax. It means “a lover of love.”
• “I always thought it was Mo Be Dick. I know Mo, and he is a dick.”