Jason Carter Eaton

Quotes

• “Ah, but surely you must now be saying, "waitaminute, tuna fish would go bad if you kept it in your pocket for weeks and ...”
• “When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitl...”
• “So let's just forget about the whole thing and agree never to speak of it again. And I promise I'll never lie to you aga...”