Jen Lancaster

Quotes

• “If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, a...”
• “You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you"and threatening to kick them unti...”
• “Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.”
• “I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.”