Jerry Seinfeld

Quotes

• “The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Eve...”
• “I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear s...”
• “Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better pl...”
• “It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
• “Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.”
• “To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”
• “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
• “Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.”
• “If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”