Jimmy Kimmel

Quotes

• “The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is t...”
• “It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United Sta...”
• “Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch ...”
• “I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.”
• “I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.”