Joe E. Lewis

Quotes

• “I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.”
• “It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.”
• “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
• “I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”
• “You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.”
• “There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.”
• “The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
• “I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
• “It pays to get drunk with the best people.”