Jon Stewart

Quotes

• “Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In...”
• “You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career...”
• “If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take a...”
• “Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so d...”
• “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous...”
• “You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Maca...”
• “Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”
• “I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”
• “I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.”
• “The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.”
• “Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”
• “Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”
• “If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.”