Kate Madison

Quotes

• “I thought of my sweet little girl and her chubby cheeks, big brown eyes and long brown hair with bangs that constantly n...”
• “The Lush hadn’t driven in almost a decade - ever since she got in an accident that shook her so badly she refused to get...”
• “I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn’t quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went a little som...”
• “Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy...”
• “Judge me if you must, but keep in mind how very little pleasure I could have possibly derived from a one-thrust sex sess...”
• “Most memoirs about alcoholism, promiscuity, and addiction are deep, sobering tales full of scars that will never heal an...”
• “The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when you put...”
• “Lesson learned: If you’re already resorting to writing shitty poetry (not the lovey-dovey kind) to get your guys attenti...”
• “The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass ...”
• “To me, the words “food” and “guilt” didn’t belong in the same sentence unless, say, you were referring to how you felt a...”