Ken Wheaton

Quotes

• “I climbed aboard a Greyhound bus and rode it to New York without telling anyone, without so much as a goodbye. What was ...”
• “In Louisiana, one of the first stages of grief is eating your weight in Popeyes fried chicken. The second stage is doing...”
• “Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn’t make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to fix t...”
• “At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have ple...”
• “Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun.”