Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

Quotes

• “If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn...”
• “Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has bee...”
• “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tear...”
• “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves...”
• “It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minut...”
• “There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find s...”
• “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in a...”
• “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”
• “If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
• “It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.”
• “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something”
• “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
• “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them”