Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

Quotes

• “Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom ...”
• “People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed toge...”
• “It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.”