Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

Quotes

• “Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonder...”
• “Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and con...”
• “As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's noth...”
• “I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”