Lemony Snicket

Quotes

• “One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answe...”
• “A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border bet...”
• “In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, y...”
• “If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and t...”
• “If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just a...”
• “There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet ...”
• “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and...”
• “Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
• “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.”
• “Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.”
• “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
• “All cannot be lost when there is still so much being found”
• “Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.”
• “Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.”