Lisa Lampanelli

Quotes

• “I was 25 myself once. I also thought I knew everything. I also thought that I could give singers singing advice and comi...”
• “I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, some...”
• “The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual,' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to ...”
• “I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll go on Tinder. Or...”
• “I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the he...”