Louis C. K.

Quotes

• “You gotta be optimistic to be single. Stupid! You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you know. It means st...”
• “I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old co...”
• “When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go becau...”
• “When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every...”
• “Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic be...”
• “If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made ...”
• “When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'Th...”
• “Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writ...”
• “I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.”
• “The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.”
• “It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.”
• “It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.”
• “America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.”
• “When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.”
• “Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.”