Louis C.K.

Quotes

• “It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If you’re new at this — and by 'new at it,' I mean 1...”
• “It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If you’re new at this — and by 'new at it,' I mean 1...”
• “I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, ...”
• “The only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's ...”
• “I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody...”
• “I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them.”
• “Misery is wasted on the miserable.”