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Mark Jackman
11 quotes
Quotes
- “Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf,...”
- “The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The ...”
- “The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The ...”
- “My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me w...”
- “My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don’t get me wr...”
- “His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested...”
- “His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen, when in an uncharacteristic error of judgement he invested ...”
- “He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who aven...”
- “Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s auto...”
- “The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for...”
- “Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.”