Mark Jackman

Quotes

• “Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf,...”
• “The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The ...”
• “The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The ...”
• “My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me w...”
• “My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don’t get me wr...”
• “His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested...”
• “His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen, when in an uncharacteristic error of judgement he invested ...”
• “He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who aven...”
• “Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s auto...”
• “The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for...”
• “Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.”