Matthew D. Heines

Quotes

• “Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can'...”
• “Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year" For a kid, the ultimate source of confusion. They say it's a new year, but after the brea...”
• “Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel...”
• “Wisdom of the Ages: "Boxing Day" In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place b...”
• “Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?”