P. G. Wodehouse

Quotes

• “As a rule from what I've observed the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he ...”
• “Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watc...”
• “It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a ...”
• “Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.”
• “Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.”
• “Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”
• “The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.”
• “To find a man's true character, play golf with him.”
• “Flowers are happy things.”