Paula Poundstone

Quotes

• “I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper st...”
• “I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my famil...”
• “Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”
• “The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.”