Robert Orben

Quotes

• “A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps a...”
• “In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor off...”
• “I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular a...”
• “Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.”
• “Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
• “President Ford used humor a great deal.”