Rodney Dangerfield

Quotes

• “At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the...”
• “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had b...”
• “I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
• “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
• “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
• “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”
• “I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
• “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”