Ron Swanson

Quotes

• “He's a tourist. He takes pictures of people's lives, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in is s...”
• “I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man...”
• “I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.”