S. L. Clemens

Quotes

• “The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.”
• “It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.”
• “Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”
• “There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”
• “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then Success is sure.”
• “Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.”
• “Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
• “Modesty died when false modesty was born.”