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S. L. Clemens
8 quotes
Quotes
- “The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.”
- “It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.”
- “Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”
- “There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”
- “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then Success is sure.”
- “Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.”
- “Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
- “Modesty died when false modesty was born.”