Scott Adams

Quotes

• “You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of ba...”
• “Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror a...”
• “Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man a...”
• “The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it...”
• “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to as...”
• “Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
• “Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”
• “It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
• “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
• “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”