Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets Of Wisdom Sure To Ruin Your Day

Quotes

• “Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of belie...”
• “Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
• “A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.”