Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

Quotes

• “I know - I'll play you for it,"Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you...”
• “Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?"she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.”
• “Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”
• “You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”
• “Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.”
• “Life sucks, and then you die...”