Steve Martin

Quotes

• “It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it...”
• “I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four yea...”
• “Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and hav...”
• “I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.”
• “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
• “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
• “Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
• “I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
• “Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
• “I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
• “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
• “Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”
• “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
• “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
• “Be so good they can't ignore you.”