Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Quotes

• “You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'...”
• “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you...”
• “HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT B...”
• “Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them”