Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

Quotes

• “The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of ...”
• “But is all this true?"said Brutha.Didactylos shrugged. "Could be. Could be. We are here and it is now. The way I see it ...”
• “What have I always believed?That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any prie...”
• “There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family m...”
• “When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fello...”
• “The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder ...”
• “What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,' said a voice in his...”
• “Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”
• “We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.”
• “The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.”
• “Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”
• “The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”
• “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”