Terry Pratchett, The Color Of Magic

Quotes

• “It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but t...”
• “Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great w...”
• “If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet cop...”
• “Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.”
• “On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.”