Tim Vine

Quotes

• “People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put sweari...”
• “Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of th...”
• “So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the worl...”
• “Black beauty - he's a dark horse.”