W.C. Fields

Quotes

• “Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It...”
• “You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.”
• “I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.”
• “The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”
• “I like children. If they're properly cooked.”