W.c. Fields

Quotes

• “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
• “Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
• “Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
• “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
• “If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”
• “It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
• “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
• “A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.”