"Weird Al" Yankovic

Quotes

• “I have very mixed feelings about [Napster]. On one hand, I'm concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-prot...”
• “Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don...”
• “Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grand...”
• “What kind of bananas do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's perform...”
• “LookIf you hadone shotto sit on your lazy buttand watch all the TV you ever wanteduntil your brain turned to mushWould y...”
• “I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use th...”
• “I'll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: "Hey - you've got weasels on your face." Right then I knew i...”
• “I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.”
• “Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.”
• “That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.”
• “I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a banana boat for Christmas. It worked.”
• “Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.”
• “We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably gonna be okay.”
• “Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia”
• “My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.”
• “If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.”
• “Don't Download This Song", Straight Outta Lynwood (2006).”
• “Weird Al Yankovic tackles Life's BIG Questions.”
• “I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream”
• “White & Nerdy", Straight Outta Lynwood (2006).”
• “You're Pitiful" (2006), Internet-released song”
• “This Is the Life", Dare to Be Stupid (1984).”
• “I'll Sue Ya", Straight Outta Lynwood (2006).”
• “Celebrity Baby Scoop interview, 2 Feb 2011”
• “Never had a date That you couldn't inflate”
• “Generic Blues", UHF soundtrack (1989) .”
• “Albuquerque", Running with Scissors.”
• “Couch Potato", Poodle Hat.”
• “Party in the " (', 2011)”
• “White & Nerdy".”