Will Rogers

Quotes

• “If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in wh...”
• “Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
• “Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.”
• “Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.”
• “All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”
• “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
• “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
• “Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.”
• “Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”
• “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
• “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
• “You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.”
• “Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”
• “I never met a man that I didn't like.”
• “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
• “Always drink upstream from the herd.”