Birthdays Quotes
Quotes about Birthdays
12 quotes
- “What can you say when your husband says: 'You can't expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older.” — Toni Anderson
- “To what do you attribute your advanced age? Well I suppose I must attribute it to the fact that I have not died.” — Sir Malcolm Sargent
- “You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.” — Tara Sivec
- “For weeks I've been telling him not to buy anything for my birthday and he still forgot to bring me something.” — Tanya Noe
- “Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.” — Franklin Pierce Adams
- “The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.” — Sigmund Z. Engel
- “I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.” — Lady Nancy Astor
- “Old age is like everything else to make a success of it you got to start young.” — Fred Astaire
- “There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.” — Red Skelton
- “Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.” — Ben Klitzner
- “I have everything I had twenty years ago only it's all a little bit lower.” — Gypsy Rose Lee
- “There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good.” — Red Skelton