Comedy Quotes
Quotes about Comedy
30 quotes
- “A game?’ Rob spluttered. ‘A bloody game?’ He turned to face his father. ‘This is your bloody fault! I’m living your bloo...” — Dougie Brimson
- “Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain to...” — Mindy Greenstein
- “Going to the seaside in winter is like seeing your partner first thing in the morning. Ugly, depressing and troubled by ...” — Andy Leeks
- “Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don't, no matter how funny they ...” — Roy Station
- “Thank God it wasn’t beef jerky, or I might’ve ended up dead." "The President's Neighbor" a comedy script by Brett Bacon.” — Brett Bacon
- “You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit nerdy?” — A.j. Wiliams
- “Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.” — Sol Luckman
- “She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.” — Patrick Major Dallas Or
- “The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone.” — J.c. Patrick
- “Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.” — T. Hammond
- “She deliberated too much afore making decisions; he acted on instinct. He liked Oreos, she preferred pasta worms.” — Sandra Hill
- “Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can't show my face in Morrisons.” — Steven Poore
- “It's hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress.” — Peter Houston
- “Velva’s face glowed in the streetlight. “Sir Sun, don’t you see? I am your violent violet. And you are mine.” — Mav Skye
- “Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.” — Jaime Reed
- “If God wanted us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten fingers and ten toes.” — Judith Stone
- “As for the committable comment, all geniuses are nuts, Heather, my patients appreciate it.” — B.r. Maycock
- “I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.” — Sol Luckman
- “My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.” — Randy Kagan
- “Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.” — The Muppets
- “Worn over the man’s head like a deranged bank robber is a pair of pink cotton panties.” — Dave Lundy
- “Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.” — Johnny Moscato
- “If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT.” — Jennifer Saunders
- “You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp.” — George Meyer
- “Your tills are talking to me and want me to take them home. Does this often happen?” — Steven Poore
- “theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body” — Ken M
- “People deceive themselves, or deceive each other, that is the origin of comedy.” — Hsing Zhou
- “The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them.” — Abhishek Krishnan
- “Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.” — Mack Sennett
- “The difference between a man and a woman is whether to ask for directions.” — Edward Harris