Funny-quotes Quotes

Quotes about Funny-quotes

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“so funny how i was so desperate triiying to reach to this point ...and now i have nothing to said im symple out of words...” — Mel Rojas
“Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mug...” — Roma Gray
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash” — Hazel Blackthorn
“I don’t think this is working out between us,” I told him. “You and I want different things. It’s not me, it’s you.” — T.j. Klune
“...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.” — K.r. Grace
“Your brain is not only the material inside your cranium, its something to be explored, developed and refined” — Mohammad Azeem
“Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.” — Kyle Johnson
“I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly.” — Donald Jans
“Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.” — Tim Heaton
“Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox.” — Edward Harris
“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>” — Foster "raul" Mkhabele