Did you know it takes more muscles to frown than it does to ... — Jarod Kintz, This Is The Story My Great-grandfather Told My Father, Who Then Told My Grandfather, Who Then Told Me About How The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham Iii, Better Known As Mr. Fizzlebush, And Orafoura Are All In Fact Me...

“Did you know it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile? I know, because yesterday was in a bad mood, and I guess I must have frowned too much because this morning I woke up with a torn groin muscle.”

Jarod Kintz, This Is The Story My Great-grandfather Told My Father, Who Then Told My Grandfather, Who Then Told Me About How The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham Iii, Better Known As Mr. Fizzlebush, And Orafoura Are All In Fact Me...

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